Dick Diet
When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
Dick diet
When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
dick diet
When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.
Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.
Diet Dick
A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
dick only diet
diet which only consists of DICK
yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet