Dick Dinner
When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
dick dinner
when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
Three Dick Dinner
An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.
Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.
Dick-cheese dinner
When you consume your own smegma, which is a yellowish, moist substance found under your foreskin.
Eww, Robert ran out of food so he had to have a dick-cheese dinner!
More dicks than dinners
A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men
PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!
PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners
PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners
Dinner Dick
When you’re doing anal and that whore shits all over your dick. Her dinner is now on your dick.
That bitch gave me dinner dick and I left.
Dick’s Dinner
Someone you want to put your dick in.
She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.