Dick Dodge
When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.
Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.
dodge dick
A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole
Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
Dodge dick december
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
Dick Dodging
A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex
How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.