dickdog

When you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schlong, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun... Typically meant for well-endowed individuals

smug heterosexual alphamale

where the penis enters a womans vagina and leaves her mouth then entering another woman.

Used to describe someone who's nose looks like a dick, while their face looks like a dog's.

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.