Dick Features
When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.
"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."
"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.
"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.
Dick feature
the kind of person you would like to refer to as a Bellend or a ball bag, basically a feature of a dick
you're such a dick feature