dickfisher
An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.
Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.
Dickfish
The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
Dickfished
When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
dickfish
Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"
"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
Dickfishing
When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.
-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!
-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished
-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!
-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished
-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man
Dickfished
A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles
He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!
Dickfish
When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"