Alabama cousin
A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.
Alabamas Cousin Treatment
The act of dickin' down your first cousin.
"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"