Dick Food
Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.
Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.
Dick Food
"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.
It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.
dick mashing the food
a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!
food dick
when the food makes you horny.
Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.