Dick Fort

Super Dick: Dude, I was playing a prank on my roommate Bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to piss while drunk the other night. He passed out when he got back without noticing, so I just stayed there. I woke up with a hardon and her unbuttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. It was unexpected, so it was bareback and I came inside her. Afterwards, I just got back into my own bed. The worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. She swore me to secrecy.

Dick's Friend: Shit man, that was dick move after dick move. You really made a huge dick fort with that one.