Deep Fried Dick
The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.
Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!
Deep fried dicking
A good sex session from a southern boy.
I got a deep fried dicking from Forrest last night.
Kentucky Fried Dicking
When you use cooking oil as lube
"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"
deep fried dick
the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
Dick Fries
When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin
Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.