Dick Harder
When you get scared and horny at the same time.
Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?
Absence makes the dick grow harder
When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
dick harder than a coconut
a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”