Alabama Derby
When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...
Alabama Derby
When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good
Alabama Mud Derby
Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!