Dickholainism
1. The study of sex, usually involving a man stabbing his penis in a woman's ass for science, in other words, the study of the loss of virginity. 2. A cultish tradition of worshipping sex, through things such as the Sex Codex of Djibouti. DICK-HOL-AINI'SUM
Little boy: " when I grow up, I want to to be a dickholainism scientis!"