Dick hoodie
Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
Dick hoodie
The "Dick hoodie" is a special thing to have, all men have a "Dick hoodie" at birth but some men are born into cult families, these particular families go through a tradition where the father of the family steals the possession known as the hoodie of the male's penis. But I has been blessed into a family who lets you keep the hoodie. But I hate to say it myself, but I'm sadly
rethinking about getting rid of my "Dick hoodie".
rethinking about getting rid of my "Dick hoodie".
Guy 1:Hey bro wanna see my penis?
Guy 2:Sure! I'll show you mine.
Guy 1:Hey wheres your dick hoodie?
Guy 2:My what?
Guy 1:The skin that covers the head of your penis.
Guy 2:Oh, that. I'm just Jewish.
Guy 1:Oh okay!
Guy 1:Wait, they took it from you? Those sick fucks.
Guy 2:Sure! I'll show you mine.
Guy 1:Hey wheres your dick hoodie?
Guy 2:My what?
Guy 1:The skin that covers the head of your penis.
Guy 2:Oh, that. I'm just Jewish.
Guy 1:Oh okay!
Guy 1:Wait, they took it from you? Those sick fucks.
Dick hoodie
The foreskin of the penis.
Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie
Hoodie Dick
An uncircumcised penis, when fully erect is still hidden in the foreskin.
Babe let me skin back that hoodie dick!
Hoodie dick
A uncircumcised dick that gets hard and still covered by the foreskin.
Babe let me ride that hoodie dick tonight.