dick hook
When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.
My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.
Dick Hooked
After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.
Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.
not with hook's dick
a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.
She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.
hook dick
when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side
girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.
Hook Dick
It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.
So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.
Captain hook dick
Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
Captain Hook dick
A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.