Dick Hurt
when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.
That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!
Dick-hurt
That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.
Joe: Hey, why you screaming?
Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
My Dick Hurts
Means you are in a foul mood, angry.
Man my favourite team lost, My dick hurts now!
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees
Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.
Love, the Pistons
The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.
Love, the Pistons
Dick hurt
When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.