dick inches
Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
dick inch
a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5
Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches
7 inch dick
when your dick is to big enough to touch your asshole
talk to me when your 7 inch dick fucks yourself
12 inch dick
The mythical size of a normal males dick.
CHAT ROOM 1
Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"
Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"
Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"
Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"
12 inch dick
Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"
Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"
Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"
Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"
12 inch dick
11 inch dick
A giant dick with 11 inches glory
James had a 11 inch cock Jaiden had triple Ds they knew they didint know each other very well but they knew they wanted to fuck one day James knocked on jaidens apartment door she answered just in her bra and underwear he immediately said lets fuck she said ok and pulled him in on to her bed and ripped off his clothes he stoped and said u got a condom she said no she said I can't wait but I'm on my period but I can't wait I have to get my cock in you I'm so horny she got her bra off he got her panties off and immediately started fucking her she screamed with pleasure I want to show you something he started fucking even faster he wanted to cut but held back again he held back then he let it go and he cummed twice she cummed at the same time as him then jaidens roomate walked in with her bf they immediately jumped in but jaidens bf put a condom on and started fucking jaidens roommate Kat the condom broke but no one cares they fucked all night in the morning everyone left
A 11 inch dick is a dick that is 11 inches
A 11 inch dick is a dick that is 11 inches
6 inch dick
Big 😪
I got a big 6 inch dick
2 inch dick
A dick that is only 2 inches long which is about this long ===============================
Ezra has a 2 inch dick but he still fucks alot of girls