alabamaed
Losing to Clemson by 4 touchdowns despite being the worlds best college football team
Did you see the national championship game. They really alabamaed
no alabama
It’s like the phrase “no homo” but with incest
My cousin is kinda cute no Alabama
Alabama
Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!
In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
Alabama
A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"
Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.
Alabama
You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
Alabama
The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.
Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.
...when you're homeschooled.
alabama
A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
It's true: Alabama is not Mississippi.