dicking the pudding
messing around; wasting time
Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
dick pudding
Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.
Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"
A dick in the pudding
A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool
"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"
Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding
A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe