dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

Being able to sustain the male penis hitting it from the back at least in and out three times

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

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when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

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