Dick is in a blender
stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.
Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."
Dick in a Blender
A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*