Dick Kitten
When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.
T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
Kitten dick
An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly
Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?
i left my dick in the kitten
The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
Dick kittens
An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*
“ahh dick kittens”
Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!
Dick kittens!