dick ladder
n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.
why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?
Dick Laddering
To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.
Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!
ladder dick
adj.(2) a dick with horizontal burn marks that resemble rungs.
1. I threw my dick on the grill while holding a patty and now I have ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.
2. OMG look who just walked in: it's ladder dick.