dicklash
A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash
an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.
Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.
Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
dicklash
When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
dicklash
Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.
We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
Dicklashed
When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
Dicklash
(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
Dicklash
Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.
Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.
All: Most Likely.