dick-lassoed
The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
Dick lasso
Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.
You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game
lasso-dicking
Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.
Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.
Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.
Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.