Dicklomat
People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.
Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
dicklomat
Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
Dicklomat
Dicklomat: diplomats and/or their staff who double park their cars (with diplomatic license plates), park in front of fire hydrants, run red lights, etc. with immunity from traffic or law enforcement.
Commonly found in Washington, D.C. & New York City (especially during United Nations General Assembly week)
Commonly found in Washington, D.C. & New York City (especially during United Nations General Assembly week)
"Dude, I almost got run over by a dicklomat's limousine over on Park Avenue".
"Nice. A dicklomat's car has blocked my driveway, and the NYPD tell me there's nothing they can do. Again."
"Nice. A dicklomat's car has blocked my driveway, and the NYPD tell me there's nothing they can do. Again."
dicklomatic immunity
When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.
That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
Dicklomatic Relations
When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
dicklomatic immunity
Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
Dicklomatic Immunity
Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.
Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!