dick moment
A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.
Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.
There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!
Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.
There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!
Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
Touch dick moment
An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.
Mucus Dick Moment
Another phrase for getting fucked.
While Aaron was playing a game, he had a Mucus dick moment.
Dick Cheney Moment
When a politician or some other public servant tells someone else in government who they are having issues with to "Go fuck yourself".
A comment immortalized by then Vice President Dick Cheney in an exchange with Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy on the US Senate floor back in 2004. The comment has since shown up in various political satire about Vice President Cheney.
A comment immortalized by then Vice President Dick Cheney in an exchange with Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy on the US Senate floor back in 2004. The comment has since shown up in various political satire about Vice President Cheney.
Judging by the reaction of the tense exchange that had occurred between Congressman Frank and Congressman Stewart, It was apparent that Congressman Frank had just had a Dick Cheney Moment
Dick bulb moment
The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.
Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back