Dicknapped
When a hookup’s dick is so bomb that you’re captivated and coming back for more. This is purely based on physical attraction to the dick, and nothing about the one who has the dick.
Friend 1: “My hookup was so good last night that I’ve totally been dicknapped.”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”
Dicknapping
1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.
Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."
"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."
"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."
dicknapped
When a women uses some unbelievable explanation as to why she got her man pregnant in order to get him to settle down with her.
She told me she didn't "know" that antibiotics messed with birth control. She dicknapped me.