Dick Nob
When you remove someone's doornob while they are sleeping and replace it with your dick, then knock on the door - and then brag.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Works best if you have an erection at the time.
Man, I totally dick nobed Derek last night!" "Dude, he totally touched your dick!
dick nobbed
When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it
I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night
Dick nob
Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to
Your a dick nob Chris