Dick Noodling
The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.
dick noodle
when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen
dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday
noodle dick
a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
noodle dick
just a long skinny dick
yo jimmys got a noodle dick
Noodle dick
A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!
George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.
George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.