dick nugget
something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
dick nugget
a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.
dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.
dick nugget
crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni
dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets
dick nugget
when a person is being a complete retard and you want to slap them across the face with your dick
John is such a dick nugget, I want to beat him with my dick so bad
dick nugget
The poop that comes out of the tip of your penis after you get done having anal sex
I totally just squeezed some dick nuggets out of my crank after i got done with that girl.
Dick nugget
The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.
Vernon is being a real dick nugget.
Dick Nugget
An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit
Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.