Dick on a midget
A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.
If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!
this ain’t no long dick on a midget
Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this
stick my dick in a midget
A term of disbelief
After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"