Dick On Deck
Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.
1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."
2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."
2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."
Dick Deck
When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger
"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"
dick decked
When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.
Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.
Dick Deck
A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards
Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.
Dick-decked
When someone punches you straight in your dick
Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?