dickorganized
when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.
Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.