dickotomy
A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.
"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."
DICKOTOMY
#DICKOTOMY a psychological disease, some men don’t like their #DICKS and some women want to always want a #DICK to play with.
My father woke up one day and said he’s my mother now but doesn’t want to remove his male genitalia since he’s suffering with #DICKOTOMY.