dickpants
skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.
"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"
"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"
"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"
dickpants
A contemptible person
Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!
Dickpants McDaniels
The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!