dickpress
a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode
guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?
guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"
guy 1: amazing
guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"
guy 1: amazing
Dickpressed
When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”
“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
dickpressed
Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
dickpression
The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpressed
when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed
Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!
Dickpression
Not having dick in your life.
Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
Dickpressed
When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .
Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed