Dick Pretzel
When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.
Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.
Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler
pretzel dick
:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.
His has a pretzel dick.
(His dick is disformed/bent)
(His dick is disformed/bent)
pretzel dicking
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
pretzel dick
similar to a pencil dick but is salty.
wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.