Alabama Jerk
When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.
I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.
Alabama Suicide jerk
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.
"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"