Dicksexlick
When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".
Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.
John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!
John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!
Dicksexlick
Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.
"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"
"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."
"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."