Dicksmacker
1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
dicksmack
a stupid person, or imbecile.
Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.
dicksmack
a strike with one's penis.
I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.
Dicksmack
n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.
n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."
Dicksmack
The act of smacking an individual with his or her dick
I wanna dicksmack you
Dicksmack
Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON
You dicksmack, so bite your pillow
Doobie DickSmack
When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.
John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.