Dick Sneezing
The process of blowing your load into a tissue.
"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"
"...What?"
dick sneeze
sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
dick sneeze
ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
dick sneeze
jizzing on bitches...
bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???
Dick Sneeze
1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.
2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck
2)Stop being such dick sneeze
2)Stop being such dick sneeze
Dick Sneeze
When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.
Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.
dick sneeze
this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing
(guy getting a blowjob)
guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"
guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"