Dick Dollar
A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)
She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.
Dick Dollars
Created by vigorously and violently rubbing your junk on money.
Don got pissed when he lost at cards so he turned the pot into dick dollars by pulling his junk out and rubbing it all over the money on the table.
whiskey-dicked dollar
When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.
Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.
Dicks on the dollar
Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.
I made dicks on the dollar for that job...