Dicks on toast
Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.
Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?
Mum: Dicks on toast.
Mum: Dicks on toast.
dick and toast
Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless
Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.
dick toasted waffle
Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"
"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"
"But Im hungry and horny"