Dick-Squirty
A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.