dick straw
Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.
1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again
2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.
2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.
Grasping at dick straws
When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.