dick stuck in toaster
When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster
Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
dick stuck in a toaster
The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.
"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
dick stuck in a toaster
when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.
"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.
help i got my dick stuck in a toaster
Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"