swimmer's dick
When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.
Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.
Dick Swimmer
A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.
Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."