Dick Syndrome
When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
Rotating Dick Syndrome
When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.
Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...
Big Dick Syndrome
When a man with a big dick feels like that’s all he needs to offer resulting in weak ass foreplay
Girl...he had big dick syndrome....no foreplay just wanted to murder the pussy. Smh
Tiny Dick Syndrome
A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.
floppy dick syndrome
Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...
Flat Dick Syndrome
A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
Dirty dick syndrome
When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.