Dicktective

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

Dicktective

The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.

Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.

dicktective

A person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. These are often slutty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. They often are infested with a wide array of STD's and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise...

Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit?
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

Dicktective

A female who researches both the length and girth of local men's dicks for being a potential prospect or partner for life.

Another busy day suckin and measuring cocks;

being head dicktective ain't easy, but somebody's got to do it!

俚语	dicktective
释义	Dicktective wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity. Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.) Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal. Dicktective The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself. Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap. Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now. Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child. dicktective A person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. These are often slutty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. They often are infested with a wide array of STD's and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise... Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit? Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick... error dicktection 1) The subtle art of penis inspection. 2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain. "After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection." Dicktective A female who researches both the length and girth of local men's dicks for being a potential prospect or partner for life. Another busy day suckin and measuring cocks; being head dicktective ain't easy, but somebody's got to do it!
随便看	mouth meat mouth medicine mouth me down mouth mega phone mouth men mouth merk mouth milking mouthmissia mouth mixer mouth molesting mouth mongoling mouth-monitoring mouthmosa mouth mouth mouth muffs mouth mullet mouth murder mouthneck mouthness mouth noises moutho mouth oatmeal mouth off mouth of gold mouth of horrors